While having a conversation with my brother about a recent night out, I tell him about one guy in particular. He was arrogant, shady, and Canadian. He was bragging about having a lot of money due to bitcoins.
Which my brother and I agreed has to be the nerdiest/worst pick-up line. Mostly it's so bad because it has to be explained. What the fuck is a bitcoin?!?! This lead to a very confusing discussion (I'm still unsure how it all works out. Basically I just want my Stanley Nickels as promised from The Office.) Somehow this guy bragged about making 600k a year and yet I was still bored and unimpressed. Also he hated guns. I don't want to date a pussey. So out of all of the pick-up lines I've heard over the years, "Hey baby, I've got a lot of money in bitcoins," has to be the most useless line. You have to spend 30 minutes explaining to a girl how she should be impressed with that factoid. If two men walked up to me and one man said, "I've killed five guys," and the other man says, "I have a lot of money in bitcoins," there is clearly a winner here.... and it's not bitcoin guy.
What's your lousiest pick-up line? Leave a comment.
XOXO,
Sally Foxx
Oh jeeze! That's both hilarious and depressing at the same time. A gas station attendant once started asking my questions about my car (he had the same thing) and when he found out mine was an automatic he offered to teach me to drive a standard. But not while I was still in the store. I was just getting into my car when he came flying out the door and handed me his number on some receipt tape.
ReplyDeleteThankfully my boyfriend drove a truck that everyone in town recognized, so I mentioned it, "you know that big blue truck here in town? The one with the big steel bumpers and big tires? That's a standard. My boyfriend has been teaching me to drive that truck."
He looked pretty defeated as I drove away.