Sunday, May 25, 2014

Ebooks Sale!!

Today's the day!!!!!

(Sorry, I've been watching Dexter.)

Anywho, if you missed my last post LAST POST CLICK HERE!!! then you missed that I announced I am putting two of my short ebooks on sale on Amazon for this week. (Aren't I nice? HA!) I will warn that they both have a few raunchy sex scenes (but who doesn't secretly eat that stuff up?) so just beware if that's not your cup of tea. Of course I can't be serious about everything, so they're both very goofy and funny. (I'm a horrible person to date. I ruin ever romantic moment.)

Undying Love is zombie romantic comedy. It is also the longest of the two. The Biggest Bang Ever! Is a parody and also has a gratuitous coitus scene.  I hope that you guys will enjoy them!!

Right now they are both on sale for $0.99 so get them while they're cheap!!!

xoxo,
Sally

Friday, May 23, 2014

Some Beach, Somewhere.

Hello all!!

Deepest apologies for my hiatus. I do not have a very valid reason other than: 1) While visiting back home on break my parents' house lost internet access because the neighbor's trees are starting to put on leaves. You may think that that's no big deal (as for most, it isn't) but we live in the middle of Nowhere. So over one full week without internet. 2) I've been in the fabulous Savannah/ Tybee Island, Georgia area for the past few days. Again, without internet. I promise to do better next time; i.e. go to a Starbucks.

I have a 13 hour drive ahead of me. In the meantime, I'm going to include links to a couple of books I have for purchase on Amazon.com (free to prime members!!) Why am I shamelessly plugging these books? It's not possibly that I've been on vacation and desperately need money. Why no, no, no, no, no. Ok. Yes. But really it's because I will be starting a promotion on these two short stories. The promotion starts on Sunday, the 25th at 8:00 am (PST). It will end at Midnight on June 1st. Normally these two stories run at $2.99. The promotion will have two different price increments starting at $0.99 and $1.99 before returning to the $2.99 on the 1st. Please, take advantage of this opportunity to read these stories and provide feedback. It will be greatly valued and much appreciated.

Click HERE to check out Undying Love. 

A zombie romance.

















Click HERE to check out The Biggest Bang Ever!


A comedic parody.

Now I think I will enjoy one last cup of coffee on the beach this morning. Until next time my friends.

xoxo, 
Sally


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Completion of Finals Week (Mostly)

Let me start this by saying, I am writing this post in my underwear while the crapping scene from Bridesmaids is playing in the background. I don't know who I love more: Kristen Wig or Melissa McCarthy? "Look away! Look away!"

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Anyways. I'm nearly done with all my finals. All I have left is an optional final that I've decided would be good practice to take. I'm a glutton for punishment. I've passed all my classes. I've survived one more simulation with Bruce Vilanch. (If you missed that post, check it out HERE! And trust me it is LOADS better than this post/rambling) I'm 'this close' to being on a two week break. You know what that means?? New books! New stories! Way better blogs (sorry this sucks. I am drained.) And a girls trip to the beach!!!

Thank you for your patience my friends.

xoxo,
Sally