Greetings!

Hello and welcome to Sizzlin' Sally's blog.


Since this is the very first post of the blog I figure you would like to get to know me and my blog. Let's get this out of the way, first and foremost. My sense of humor is dark. As in 'dead baby jokes' dark. That does NOT mean that when I make a dark joke that I believe in it, or that it is even true. If you appreciate inappropriate humor then you have found the right place. Secondly, I cuss. I cuss a lot. Damn it, I enjoy it. Here's a few other things I enjoy: reading, music, art, dogs, food, running, sunlight, baseball, and copious amounts of couch potato-ing. And there's few things that I hate, you know the usual; snakes, spiders, and sticky kids. Also, I like alliterations.


Now what on Earth is this blog about?


Well, I have had a hard time deciding. (A common theme in my world). I plan on it being quick, funny, anecdotes of my day, perhaps a few recipes, and maybe some inspirational photos that I take on my jogs in the park. Also, there will possibly be lots of pictures of my furry critters. So perhaps the answer to that question is this blog will be about my life in general.


So how was my day today?


While walking back to my vehicle in a parking lot, I almost started to load my groceries into the back of the wrong truck. It looked exactly like mine. Same make, model, year, color. Fortunately I saw the bumper sticker that read "I'm no gynecologist but I'll take a look" and realized my error. I purchased a new vacuum cleaner. (It's truly pathetic at how excited I am about it.) You see, I have this furry critter, we'll call her Princess Buttercup (because if I had her as a puppy I would have TOTALLY named her that). She's part Golden Retriever and part Cocker Spaniel. She sheds. She sheds like a mother. After nearly a year of literally lent rolling my entire apartment-- imagining a wax job wouldn't be too far off from an accurate description minus the pain-- I decided to spend a little money on a new vacuum. Oh sweet baby Jesus, it is amazing. I then spent the rest of my day breaking down vegetables and fruit for the week while listening to an audiobook.


I'm the life of the party.


Remember that.


I then made a bet with someone. If I win, I get 50 bucks. If they win, I make them my homemade pizza. Hey, that was their idea. It's a pretty legit pizza (and I may share the recipe!)


xoxo,


Sally Foxx